Stuff: getting it for free, and staying out of jail

Blagging isn't a crime. Pic: Keith Allison

Blagging has been around for centuries, yet in our humble and thriftily formed opinion, it is practiced far too little. After speaking with an undisclosed number of academics who study the ancient art of the blag, Emily “Who’s round is it?” Jupp produced the following guide. Any tips? Post them in the comment section.